THE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED TODAY HOLY SHIT I WAS IN THE CITY WITH MY FRIEND AND I SAW THE POST ON TUMBLR ABOUT GOING TO STARBUCKS AND SAYING YOUR NAME IS LUKE HEMMINGS AND YEAH SO I WASNT GOING TO DO IT UNTIL THERE WAS A GIRL WAITING THERE WITH A 5SOS TOP ON SO I MADE MY FRIEND SAY CALUM HOOD AND WHEN THE LADY YELLED IT OUT THE GIRL TURBED AROUND SO FAST SHE SLIPPED AND FACE PLANTED TO THE GROUND I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
i still have no idea why this happened
When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.